PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An